Sports Turds

My first example at writing a sports update. I know nothing about, nor do I care for sports. Since I think sports are boring and I lack even the most basic of interests, I opted to write a comedic take on the sports update. This video uses the main theme from Chrono Trigger as the sound bed, and contains elements from Caddy Shack, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, as well as other YouTube videos. 

More Recent Voice Work!!!

Here are some more recent voice-overs I've done in class. Nutrition Discounters is a two-voice project where I did both voices, wrote the copy and did all the audio production. ABC Collections is a Single voice project that I did all the production work on. Naraccorte Charters is a two-voice project featuring myself and Lee Saldana. I did the audio production on that as well. 

Heartland Steaks

60 second two voice spot for Heartland Steaks. I supplied both voices, wrote the copy, made the music bed and supplied sound effects. 

Hartland Steaks dot com

Texan voice: If you thought good steaks only came from texas, I’ll tell you, ain’t nothin’ better than a heartland steak.

Chicago voice: Dat’s right. Chicago is the real home of great beef. You’ll never find a better steak than in Chicago. Chicago’s own Heartland Steaks are Certified Angus beef. They’re the tastiest, most tender steaks available.

Texan voice: Heartland Steaks makes it easy to get great beef, whether you’re in Chicago, Texas or Portland, Maine. Just visit – www dot heartland steaks dot com today and get 15% off on all regularly priced items.

Chicago voice: You can even order gift packages and have them shipped anywhere in the US. Every order comes with the heartland steaks dot com 100% heartland steak guarantee.

Texan voice: Skip the trip to Texas and go to Chicago’s own Heartland Steaks dot com or call 1-800-365-5502

Chicago voice: Dat’s 1-800-365-5502 for Chicago’s Heartland Steaks.